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Post by Fisch on Oct 10, 2023 15:42:06 GMT
I just tried the cack-handed arse wipe. sorry Bas, you're on your own.
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Post by redshank on Oct 10, 2023 16:28:50 GMT
Sorry to hear that you’re still in pain Bas, was hoping by now things would have settled down. It's a week in now and it still feels like the first day most of the time. Sometimes if I'm really careful it goes into a slight ache or even disappears but if I so much as cough, then I'm yelling. On the X-Ray it shows multiple fractures all around the base of the ball joint at the top of the humerus, so no plaster cast. Going upstairs at one step 'ouch!' at a time is really difficult. So far I've made it in time. I could be one fart away from calling International Rescue. It's not just the pain but the awkwardness of doing everything wrong handed. I think you should all have go at wiping your arse with the wrong hand as a show of support. Such fun. Thanks for all of your concerns, everyone! Go into the garden and scrape like a dog does on the carpet,or get some cheap carpet samples and do the same.
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Post by redshank on Oct 10, 2023 16:31:56 GMT
You need a stronger painkiller Bas,Tramadol is the next step up but it did little for my knee pains.Have had that since June 1974.
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Post by Fisch on Oct 10, 2023 16:38:07 GMT
You need a stronger painkiller Bas,Tramadol is the next step up but it did little for my knee pains.Have had that since June 1974. and it's an opiate. Be very careful with it.
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Post by redshank on Oct 10, 2023 16:47:48 GMT
You need a stronger painkiller Bas,Tramadol is the next step up but it did little for my knee pains.Have had that since June 1974. and it's an opiate. Be very careful with it. After the second knee replacement the oxycontin did for me,when the intolerable pain subsided a little and it was a long time in the coming,I went cold turkey and it took two hard miserable years to get over it.My GP offered no help when told of the hardship of the cold turkey. Still under the hospital with that knee and the replacement was in 2017,my next appointment is November 23- 23.
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Post by BasOfromthatLondon on Oct 10, 2023 19:57:00 GMT
You need a stronger painkiller Bas,Tramadol is the next step up but it did little for my knee pains.Have had that since June 1974. and it's an opiate. Be very careful with it. Co-coldamol 30/500 is also an opiate. I'm on 2 x 4 times a day. I'm aware they are addictive so I've cut it down to just 1 tab twice a day and fill in the gaps with plain paracetamol. After 3 days of max dose I could feel they are addictive. I'd love to be on max dose but I'm concerned about the addiction. The hosp Dr said when the Co-col is used up just take paracetamol thereafter, so I'm also trying to make them last longer. How it all happened later, I need a break (pun not intended) right now.
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Post by BasOfromthatLondon on Oct 10, 2023 21:32:14 GMT
You need a stronger painkiller Bas,Tramadol is the next step up but it did little for my knee pains.Have had that since June 1974. I'll give it another week and go from there. The hosp Dr said 2 to 3 weeks for the pain to subside and 6 weeks for full recovery. I've broken this arm before, once as a kid (garden swing), 2-3 weeks, and broken in 2 places as a teenager (church annex roof), 3 months. This one is called a humeral neck fracture.
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Post by redshank on Oct 11, 2023 10:19:51 GMT
Chronic pain is awful and makes life a misery,especially when its cause restricts normal body movement and pain starts in places you did not know exists. Good humour helps and you have that in bundles.As the old saying goes,I didn't not know whether to laugh or cry.
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Post by BasOfromthatLondon on Oct 11, 2023 23:20:49 GMT
It hurts, but only when I laugh. OUCH!
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Post by BasOfromthatLondon on Oct 12, 2023 16:58:35 GMT
I was going to get a repeat prescription of Co-codamol today but after reading about addiction to it (possible after 3 days use) I'm not gonna.
If I was still at work I'd bring home a couple of bottles of Entonox (gas & air, laughing gas), that'd sort it.
Me and my partner at work had a spell of using that, we swapped bottles with other ambulances so no one would notice our usage.
They warned us at training school but of course that makes you curious. We did laugh, literally.
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Post by Thor on Oct 12, 2023 17:37:05 GMT
I was going to get a repeat prescription of Co-codamol today but after reading about addiction to it (possible after 3 days use) I'm not gonna. If I was still at work I'd bring home a couple of bottles of Entonox (gas & air, laughing gas), that'd sort it. Me and my partner at work had a spell of using that, we swapped bottles with other ambulances so no one would notice our usage. They warned us at training school but of course that makes you curious. We did laugh, literally. get the co codamol you won't get addicted on such a small course of tablets.
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Post by BasOfromthatLondon on Oct 12, 2023 18:15:14 GMT
Fisch asked how I broke my arm (or words to that effect), so here it is.
I was sitting at the computer desk (I sort of live there),
I stretched to the left to open the drawer where I keep my snacks (fruit pastels on this occasion), instead of rolling my chair to the drawer
I stretched (thinking I shouldn't stretch), chair tipped over so I'm now sitting on the floor with the seat cushion under my arse (very strange how that worked out).
I couldn't get up straight away (no strength and in shock), I got the chair upright and pulled myself half way up on that, chair rolled away and I went flying and head butted the
sofa about 8 feet away. Now laying flat on the floor face down and arm ending up somewhere where it shouldn't.
Absolute agony and unable to move with thoughts of being there for days.
It was absolutely frightening and excruciating pain to the extreme.
It was also agony writing all this. The times it went ////////////////////// or ................... or tttttttttttttttt and such like (left handed).
And rest. Cuppa tea time.
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Post by BasOfromthatLondon on Oct 12, 2023 18:25:47 GMT
Apologies mujtahido for taking over your thread a bit. I didn't plan on going on that much.
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Post by billericayo on Oct 12, 2023 20:16:12 GMT
Especially this season no one should've judged us on the first bunch of fixtures. The first 10 matches was changed to the first 20 matches this season for me. This wrong handed typing is doing me head in. Not only it hurts too much using my right hand, I can't bring my arm up high enough to reach the keyboard. I was near to opening a new bottle of vape juice and then realised I couldn't open any of them. My mate had to come over to open them up for me. plus a few pickle jars. I was staring at 3 trapped pickled onions for 3 days. I'm so glad the O's are picking up some points now, it's really the only bright light I've got at the mo. Arghh! that was an effort, time for a lay down. More codeine soon, living the life. Heah Baso This one you can't buy prescription only Zapain 30mg/500 Tablets It's Codeine Phosphate/Paracetamol, don't take with anything else, have to be older than 12 so your safe. Ask your Dr for it, it is addictive mainly because it knocks you out at bed time, you'll sleep like a baby pain free. maximum 8 in 24hour period, took the pain out of my knees went out like a light. NHS phone you up after while to see if you're still alive
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Post by BasOfromthatLondon on Oct 12, 2023 22:30:18 GMT
Especially this season no one should've judged us on the first bunch of fixtures. The first 10 matches was changed to the first 20 matches this season for me. This wrong handed typing is doing me head in. Not only it hurts too much using my right hand, I can't bring my arm up high enough to reach the keyboard. I was near to opening a new bottle of vape juice and then realised I couldn't open any of them. My mate had to come over to open them up for me. plus a few pickle jars. I was staring at 3 trapped pickled onions for 3 days. I'm so glad the O's are picking up some points now, it's really the only bright light I've got at the mo. Arghh! that was an effort, time for a lay down. More codeine soon, living the life. Heah Baso This one you can't buy prescription only Zapain 30mg/500 Tablets It's Codeine Phosphate/Paracetamol, don't take with anything else, have to be older than 12 so your safe. Ask your Dr for it, it is addictive mainly because it knocks you out at bed time, you'll sleep like a baby pain free. maximum 8 in 24hour period, took the pain out of my knees went out like a light. NHS phone you up after while to see if you're still alive It sounds good being zonked out for another week or so but I've decided today that I don't want to risk an addiction, I can feel that already since I cut down on them a few days ago (to make them last longer). The hosp Dr said once these are finished to go onto paracetamol. They only gave me 30 tabs so maybe/probably because of the addictive properties. I told her that I know someone from america on here and she said that'll be $20,000 then. Sorry sc, I couldn't resist.
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Post by BasOfromthatLondon on Oct 12, 2023 23:39:22 GMT
I forgot to mention, I've had about 4 hallucinations with Co-codamol.
An extra arm appeared fully stretched out on top of the slinged one twice and something small moved half an inch sideways in my drawer.
Something else moved but I can't remember, also about half an inch.
The extra arm was a sight I'll never forget but although being shocked I knew straight away it was the drugs. It was very clear, as clear as the real arm.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2023 8:52:15 GMT
I forgot to mention, I've had about 4 hallucinations with Co-codamol. Where do I get this stuff?
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Post by redshank on Oct 13, 2023 11:08:39 GMT
I had a similar injury on the last day before the summer holidays in 1957.The last lesson was PT which I loved,I jumped for the rope from the beam and missed it landing on my elbow.Horrific pain and spent the first two weeks of the school holiday in hospital and having two operations.Sadly my mum was in the next ward with a terminal illness and in those days children were not allowed in certain wards(I was 12)the arm never properly healed and can still be bothersome.
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Post by redshank on Oct 13, 2023 11:45:31 GMT
I forgot to mention, I've had about 4 hallucinations with Co-codamol. Where do I get this stuff? On prescription,Co-Dydramol is the over the counter version with 500-8 paracetomol and Codeine. Not many years ago you could buy Codeine on it's own as a pain killer.But now the nanny state does not trust you.
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Post by blip the thrOttle on Oct 13, 2023 23:39:21 GMT
Especially this season no one should've judged us on the first bunch of fixtures. The first 10 matches was changed to the first 20 matches this season for me. This wrong handed typing is doing me head in. Not only it hurts too much using my right hand, I can't bring my arm up high enough to reach the keyboard. I was near to opening a new bottle of vape juice and then realised I couldn't open any of them. My mate had to come over to open them up for me. plus a few pickle jars. I was staring at 3 trapped pickled onions for 3 days. I'm so glad the O's are picking up some points now, it's really the only bright light I've got at the mo. Arghh! that was an effort, time for a lay down. More codeine soon, living the life. Hope the pain subsides soon and you heal up well and rapidly Bas.
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