Pranks

I remember once when I was having a lovely roast dinner,a fellow worker asked if I would like another potato,I said yes and he put a raw potato on my plate.

My history teacher had a habit of throwing the blackboard rubber at pupils and cracked my head and the head of the guy sitting next to me together. My hair fell out for several days after.
Following week I slipped into the class before it was due to start and placed a dozen drawing pins under the fabric of the seat cover. The teacher had this habit of storming into the classroom, dropping his books noisily on the desk, then plonking himself down on his chair with some force.
Well he nearly hit the roof and how I didn’t dissolve into laughter I’ll never know.

Confucius say: ‘ For some reason, as time gets short in life, wasting time escaping through entertainment bothers me.’